“I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to keep my nuts warm.” - Ernest Borgnine’s life mantra

It was his 95th birthday yesterday. SERIOUSLY, this guy is 95! There’s something I like about him — an affinity I gained after watching the interview where he admitted how he’s maintained his youthful appearance. He’s just so jovial… even when he talks about his nuts and masturbation.

- Lyssa