Pronounced like Alyssa without the “ah.” Born August 14th, 1983. Obsessed with little, yappy dogs. Wanted to be an archaeologist as a kid. Worked at National Geographic. Becomes rageful on an empty stomach. Scared of flying. Married to Kris. Lover of vintage clothes. Awful dancer. Professional people watcher. Inappropriate and very irreverent. French fry connoisseur. Hates speaking in public. Pun fanatic.

Some Achieved Goals From Previous Years:

• Trapeze
• Get on a damn plane
• Travel to Chicago
• Tour White House
• Volunteer once/month
• Print and hang wedding pictures
• Travel to London
• Try out for roller derby
• Go horseback riding
• California road trip
• Take cooking classes
• Go to Holocaust Museum
• Play bingo
• Take a Flash class
• Buy bikes - go bike riding in neighborhood

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