Born November 28th, 1980. Green Bay Packers super fan. High school teacher. Professional mascot. Works at ESPN. Married to Lyssa. Business Owner. Snarky. Loves clothes. Appletini enthusiast. Extremely opinionated. Lived in England. WWE fanatic. Can’t swim. Hates spiders. Favorite singer is Sam Cooke. Cannot live without fruity snacks. Wanted to be a muppet baby as a kid. Elbow patch aficionado. Never had braces. Will always be a kid. Hard working. Admirer of Thomas Jefferson.

Some Achieved Goals From Previous Years:

• Complete 5K
• Save money
• See Packers play in person
• Paint entrance to house
• Travel on a plane
• Understand stocks
• Cut out red meat from diet

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